| sunday just did cwo today from 8-12. it sucked. my first task was to pluck weeds at the garden infront of the outdoor stage, it was humiliating as ever..imagine picking up dried leaves and getting weird stares from pple..tsk. den loi came asked if im having fun, yeaaaahhhh, im enjoying the best times of my life..thanks man. after that, my second task was to water the plants with a lousy water tt functions like its suffering from "erectile dysfunction"..the water pressure is so small. it was fun gardening, but it got bored afterwhile and i started stoning. ...... until the om's voice woke up me from my reverie .. " fookeat! the drain got plants anot?? have anot??" i broke out from my stoning and realised i was aiming the water hose into the nearby drain ..i was THAT stoned. hah hah. ok, next task was the worse and most disgusting. i was supposed to wash this algae-covered urn standing in the middle of the school pond, which has fishes in it. the om said "i will give u something to help wif ur cleaning" ..ok..i was expecting some big equipment.. but he handed me this ancient looking scrub and said " naaaa, your scrub. i looked at it, and looked at him wif eyes tt said " ur want me to clean the algae-infested urn in a dirty pond wif fishes..with tt scrub??? " it was no more den 25cm long..get the picture.. i took off my socks and shoes and stepped into the pond. and u noe wat?? it must seem that the fishes thought my legs were fish food..and they all swam towards my legs and started nibbling at it! no shyt..haha it wasnt painful but it was irritating as hell..im trying to do my CWO here, HARLLO? after awhile..most of fishes decided i was not food..MOST. excpet this persistent white fish..which i will call "Eddie" because Eddie sounds stupid. Eddie was easy to spot as it was the only white fish amongst the sea of red fishes. and Eddie kept nibbling even when the rest have figured i wasnt fish food. dumb old eddie. i gave it a light kick wif my toe and tada, it swam away.......FOR AWHILE, before it came back to my legs again. ...bitch. anyway, after 45 mins of scrubbing algae off, the urn was relatively clean..tt was that for my cwo. i wont ever wanna skip my biology lecture test again. not with eddie in the pond. |
| hi im back ... things have been pretty sucky this week. lets start off with hockey. we played njc on wed and lost 0-1. sigh. the team played really well and could have scored like 1 or 2 goals. seriously they posed no threats to the defence, they didnt bother the keeper. to cut it short, they sucked, and the pjc team owned them. however, in the dying ( i mean REALLY dying) seconds, we had a severe, severe lapse in concentration and we conceded a soft goal. heh, whats new? we have been letting in stupid goals..heh, but tts our style. hahaha. i guess the key to getting points is to have 200% concentration at all times? like u noe, its never over til its over. if u seriously sit down and try really hard to recall, we conceded like 10+ goals already. out of the 10+ goals conceded, i would sae 75+% of the goals conceded are due to screw ups in 16 yard hits, losing the ball in our 25 yard zone. our defence are strong..got pple like kenny, daryl, wenkai, guoxian. but why we still conceding? its not they are getting screwed by skillful forwards, noooooo. they are too good to get screwed by jc-standard forwards. its because of OUR OWN DOING..digging our graveyards most of the time. so the point is, no point in training sweepings and hittings and pushings if we keep making 16yard mistakes over and over again. because, the price of the mistake is a goal conceded. tts too high a price to pay for something we noe we are capable of. and to make things worse, i got suspended by vp and all i could do was stand at the side lines and watch. sigh. |
| the day my world fell apart. doc : mak foo kit ? foo keat ? please report to Station 4. my heart skipped a beat. wait a sec. i'd already went to take my heart scan 5mins ago in Station4.... could there some complication .. pray.. bizzare thoughts invaded my mind .. heart disease? cancer? what the f.uck. i stepped in and waited for the worst. it didnt take long. doc : fookeat. have u ever been diagnosed of a heart problem? no it cant be. heh. u gotta be kidding doc. but its not funny. me : .....? no........? doc: well it seems like ur ecg scan shows that u have a deviation on the right axis.. sinus rthym abnormal..atrioventricular block. whats your 2.4km? the most recent one. ok..it took me awhile to process the medical terms... right axis...sinus..atrioventriuclawadeva .. no idea wat they all means but they are definitely not gd. me : 10mins plus .. wats wrong doc : sorry u will be graded pes D pes d ... pes d .. pes d .. the words keep ringing in my ears. waddafak, there goes my fun ns life. i'd probably be cleaning some old fag's boots while all my frens are in the jungles shooting wild boars and stuffs. not in the mood to blog anymore. broken-hearted. |
| harlow pple its me again sick_bay_incident it was time for math and i haven done any of the tutorials. so i pretended to be down with a migraine and headed for the sick bay.. clerk : why u want to go to sick bay me : i n-not feeling well..got migraine.. i must have acted damn well because she immediately had a worrying look on her pimple-struck face. once i was in the sickbay, i call rovin and chris to come and join me. hahaha. 5 mins later, they both appeared via the office back door, haha we were like retards laughing out loud in the sick bay. i told rovin to lock the door, and he enthu-lly said okok..its done, the door is locked! everything was going well, or so we thought. we were like singing the tunes of boulevard of broken dreams while doing our work..when wifout warning the door swung open! the clerk saw the 3 of us and went ape. her face was like " wtf are u 3 guys doing in the sickbay???" we were too shocked. it coudlnt have happened. rovin locked the door..or did he not.. i quickly "fell asleep" but she saw, and she said to me " dont pretend u are not sleeping!!" we couldnt help but lol. hahaha..it was really funneh. ..we were ordered to write a letter describing the whole story....i wonder what will happen tmr. hockey_training_at_ntu_pitch we had our first pitch training in a long time at ntu today. we did drills like short corners and hitting. i accidentally knocked into sunil today, knocking his whistle off to the ground.. hahaha..felt really embarrassed bout it..ah well. we played ntu guys to. they're fast lyk cheetahs lah. thought we played well, its sad we lost by a stupid goal conceded by some slack defending. perhaps we werent prepared. hahaha. but wat the hell, we conceded lotsa stupid goals already.. thought the whole team played well on the whole. the defenders got more confident after that. i will say the midfield done a pretty gd job too..haha and im happy with myself again..though i shdnt pass the ball down the right flank too much..all of which pratically gone to waste. a few inconsistencies here and there..but generally, i thought i did OKAY.. hockey_dinner_at_kfc one of the most dingus dinner i ever had. hahaha..donnu wats so funny with my chinese. i mean, yeah maybe i sound funny when speakin chinese but seriously my frens are like damn amused by it lah.. hahaha, but nvm lah, its for the fun of it. i ate zinger meal, whoa, now its only 6.20 ..originally $8 haha..overall, a weird and funny and wacky day for me. |
| haha..today is da official opening of my blog..new templates and all. imagine my shock when i type in my blog url..lol. anyway, after that, went fer src training at bukit timah. training was fun..haha, learnt alot today. after training, we ate at Food Haven..haha good food, affordable too. after tt we had two choices .. to get out of CCAB via the normal route...or via the botanica route..we went for the latter. it was scenic, with weird plants lining up the paths. den we came across this lil lake, i thought i saw a crocodile's head poppin outta the water surface..haha..but we walked closer and it was only a black swan..took a pic of it my cam, the image was blurry and hardly depicting a swan..nvm, i can tell my frens i saw a loch ness. ok..lame. after tt .. i took the bus home, but the bus came across the CCK Sports Complex..and 1 thought surfaced in moi mind: RUNNING. haha..and i instinctively pressed the "stop" button and got down. at the tracks whoa..lotsa pple..oh, forgot its a sunday. there was this buncha act zhai sprinters who were doing 100m sprints..making a hell of a din and stuff and sprouting weird things like " wo bi ni pao gen kuai la " ( i run faster den u la)..and " na ni you, lai wor meng bi la " ( come, we compete lah ) ... bleagh, sickening faggots. oh, they aint fast either. tt makes them extra-sickening-fags. oh well. after 12 rounds..i decided that was it..and headed back to home..sastisfied with myself.. i told myself i'd study today..but procrastinating is my middle name and up til now, i haven touched my bio notes....sighhs |
| hah. 5.20am awaken by the incessant ringing of my phone. it was ben, doing his role as the alarm clock. reached school at 6am for my morning jog. it was amazing. we were the only ones in sch cept fer the guard. being our usual opportunistic selves, we made a hell of a din in the canteen..hahaha.. we did the routine warm up and it was time to hit the tracks. ah, the cold morning breeze felt so gooooooood. 7.20 time to shower 7.40 the start of another day in pjc ... zzz |